(Source: slfriend79)
“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?
A BETTER QUESTION IS HOW DID THIS BECOME A THING AGAIN?
I POSTED THIS EIGHT MONTHS AGO.
HOW DID YOU FIND IT?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
speaking of which
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY TARDIS AND COMPANIONS. LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.
(Source: annperkins)
(Source: daisybuchanans)
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
wow that looks like an internal organ
